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Other Stuff!!!
Click Here to Go to The Giant Refridgerator Door
Clicking on this will bring you to my message board.
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How to become a Tetris Champion
Nope, nope. No more crappy games here. But you may have noticed the interesting pictures here and there on this page. These are pictures that I took when I hijacked Aladdin's magic carpet. The sucker actually left the thing running outside his house - and the stereo is SWEEEEEET! The only problem is that the only CDs that he had were of Group X... stupid Aladdin...
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Santa Claus Exists!!!
You may be saying to yourself, "um... SUUUUUUUURE!!! I believe you!!" (as you slowly back away from the computer trying to get away from this site) But I can confirm his existence!!
My Proof:
1. He must exist because I see him at my school every day. He claims to be a janitor, but I'm sure I've seen his smiling face on the side of a coke can or two.
2. Other people live on the poles of the earth, so why not Santa?
3. You may say that it is impossible to have elves work for Santa because elves don't exits. Well, I agree!! Have you ever looked around and noticed the rarity of midgets? This isn't because they don't occur frequently. Those aren't elves! They are the missing midgets of the world!!
Wilma Frankenfurter of Cheese, Wisconsin says
"We were all pretty short in stature, but Billy was the shortest. He wasn't supposed to get much bigger according to the doctors. One Christmas Eve, we left Billy to wait for Santa near the Christmas tree. We came downstairs the next morning to find Billy missing, the stockings EXTRA full, and an empty glass and plate that had previously held Santa's milk and cookies!!"
So don't be fooled by his jolly smile and innocent laughter!
4. and besides. Who ELSE could make reindeer fly? I bet YOU can't! So he must be real!!
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You know what the most fun about having your own website is?
Because where else can you pawn off mindless babbling as creativity? Nya, nya!
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