C:> WELCOME TO THE VOTOTRON 4000... please remember that hanging chads will not be counted.

look.  this page, like most of them, rarely ever gets updated.  Why?  because there's not a whole lot of junk to put on them nowadays (well, there is, but I just don't bother getting that creative).  So why not try my other failed site http://www.houseofanon.itgo.com (Well, it's also Josh's site.  You probably don't know Josh.)

You know, most people wish they could say they have been where this picture was taken... I guess I'm one of those most people. lol
Yes, the Vototron 4000 finally bit the dust.  I guess that's what you get when you store hot, steamy cans of chicken noodle soup in it along with lit sticks of dynamite.  Curiously, insurance doesn't cover this sort of tragic event despite the inevitability of it all.  You know what else sucks?  People who listen to crappy songs with lots of bass at 2:36 AM.  [Gatekeeper says:] You shall perish in flame!